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I am the biggest fan. No one will ever love them they way I
do. Except maybe a banana. Which I am not. I promise.
Hi.  All this December, AATPS will be performing "in the
saddle" at the Meadows Racetrack doing a live show not to
be missed !
Annie Asthmatic & The Puke Sisters
This week.....

Tea at Lord Mountbatten's
Frogmore House, Windsor,
Berkshire, England.
Seen gathering with Felicia, Patty and
Vanessa are Brutish Royals Kath, Megs
and Lilbert.
This week.....

Terry Velour renegotiating the new
contract with Felicia during a luncheon
buffet meeting on the terrace at
Bushwood Country Club & Geriatric
Center.
" 'Gars With
Monica & Bill
"

A weekly special topical magazine for
the cigar afficienado in everyone.
"White Swan"
Hotel ?  
Lake ?  
Ballet ?

Artsy fartsy weekly quiz from AATPS
about things that make them cooler
bitches than YOU.
"Double Dining"

A weekly featurette from AATPS over a
bowl of hot steaming Bishop and a
nice mulled wine.
"Tally Ho, Bitches"

Where do AATPS hang out when they
are in London?

A weekly dishing the dirt with the girls.
This week.....

Who is tap dancing her way to Broadway
and trying to shed her former pole
dancing image and priors.?

Who makes her own hair spray from her
own beehives ?

Who has secretly been dating a television
game show host behind everyone's back ?
This week.....

Learn about size, taste and flavor
from the experts.  
How big is too big ?  
Moist or Dry ?
Salty, Sweet or Savory ?  

Take this week's exclusive readers pole:
How much do you love Dick?
Can you name all of the places Vanessa pole danced in the
continental USA ?  I can - bet you can't !  How many do you
think there are ?
There are things I needs to knows about and things you
needs me to finds out about.  This is the LINKs   dammit !
Get yo damn Links on.  At's rite !!!
AATPS - OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER
Featuring This Week:
(c) AATPS 2018-2019
FANNY ILLONA FARKEL
- President of AATPS Fan Club

Join me every week for my most noteworthy look into everything
new and exciting in the Wonderful Worldly Adventures of
Annie Asthmatic & The Puke Sisters.

As an Official Fan Club member you will receive your very own
AATPS lapel pin, decoder ring and the private cell phone
number of our bail bondsman.

"Ask me my favorite time of the day and I'll say it's "
Annie time".

(*offer not good after curfew in sectors R & N)

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