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WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

Amid shocking allegations that the
feud is beginning to rip apart the
once beloved trio with new claims
from
ALEX TREBEK
that he once spent time with all 3 !
Felicia Fur - What
Really Happened
Annie Asthmatic and The Puke Sisters tell all !
PLUS - Annie looks back on
all the times ALEX visited
her at home !
No no no,
you two will NEVER
have ALEX
as long as I live !
This feud has got to
stop it's tearing us
apart !  
I can hardly eat
PLUS - CHER on tour -
Learn the shocking news that
SONNY
revealed
to Cher from beyond the grave about
her costume designer
This once stately mansion owned by
Annie Asthmatic is run down and
full of rats.  
Many say it is even haunted
by the ghost of
Freddie Prinze
I WANT
ALEX !
How
can
I only
choose
one?
EXCLUSIVE
Charles & Meghan
CAUGHT
with their Secret EXPOSED !
Annie Asthmatic & The Puke Sisters
(Please phrase
that in the form
of a question)
(c) AATPS 2018-2019
BEHIND THE HEADLINES - THE STORIES iNSIDE

1.  No no no, you two will NEVER have ALEX as long as I live !
- Vanessa has written into her will that upon her death, her pet cat Alex will be left to both Felicia
and Annie in joint custody.  The girls love her cat.

2. This feud has got to stop it's tearing us apart !  I can hardly eat
-  Felicia is following a regimen of diet and exercise to stay in shape for the upcoming tour while
Vanessa & Annie are in excellent health and can eat what they want.
 No one can decide upon
which Food Trucks to take on tour.


3.   Annie looks back on all the times ALEX visited her at home !
-  Annie has recurring nightmares that she is unable to give the correct answer on 'Jeopardy' or
phrase it in the form of a question.  She sometimes wakes up screaming in a cold sweat.

4.  How can I only choose one ?
-  He is a fan of AATPS and enjoys listening to many of their songs and many of their albums.  He
has never met
any of the band members.

5.  Learn the shocking news that SONNY revealed to Cher from beyond the grave about
her costume designer.
-  Cher's costume designer finally comes out of the closet and marries his 'roommate' of eleven
years, much to no ones surprise
, except Cher.

6.  Charles & Meghan caught with their secret exposed !
-  Prince Charles and Her Royal Highness Meghan, Duchess of Essex, planned a surprise birthday
party for Prince Harry at Balmoral Castle.

7.  Annies mansion needs some trim repainted but it is haunted............