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This week.....
Tea at Lord Mountbatten's
Frogmore House, Windsor,
Berkshire, England.
Seen gathering with Felicia, Patty and
Vanessa are Brutish Royals Kath, Megs
and Lilbert.
Tea at Lord Mountbatten's
Frogmore House, Windsor,
Berkshire, England.
Seen gathering with Felicia, Patty and
Vanessa are Brutish Royals Kath, Megs
and Lilbert.
This week.....
Terry Velour renegotiating the new
contract with Felicia during a luncheon
buffet meeting on the terrace at
Bushwood Country Club & Geriatric
Center.
Terry Velour renegotiating the new
contract with Felicia during a luncheon
buffet meeting on the terrace at
Bushwood Country Club & Geriatric
Center.
" 'Gars With
Monica & Bill"
A weekly special topical magazine for
the cigar afficienado in everyone.
Monica & Bill"
A weekly special topical magazine for
the cigar afficienado in everyone.
"White Swan"
Hotel ?
Lake ?
Ballet ?
Artsy fartsy weekly quiz from AATPS
about things that make them cooler
bitches than YOU.
Hotel ?
Lake ?
Ballet ?
Artsy fartsy weekly quiz from AATPS
about things that make them cooler
bitches than YOU.
"Double Dining"
A weekly featurette from AATPS over a
bowl of hot steaming Bishop and a
nice mulled wine.
A weekly featurette from AATPS over a
bowl of hot steaming Bishop and a
nice mulled wine.
"Tally Ho, Bitches"
Where do AATPS hang out when they
are in London?
A weekly dishing the dirt with the girls.
Where do AATPS hang out when they
are in London?
A weekly dishing the dirt with the girls.
This week.....
Who is tap dancing her way to Broadway
and trying to shed her former pole
dancing image and priors.?
Who makes her own hair spray from her
own beehives ?
Who has secretly been dating a television
game show host behind everyone's back ?
Who is tap dancing her way to Broadway
and trying to shed her former pole
dancing image and priors.?
Who makes her own hair spray from her
own beehives ?
Who has secretly been dating a television
game show host behind everyone's back ?
This week.....
Learn about size, taste and flavor
from the experts.
How big is too big ?
Moist or Dry ?
Salty, Sweet or Savory ?
Take this week's exclusive readers pole:
How much do you love Dick?
Learn about size, taste and flavor
from the experts.
How big is too big ?
Moist or Dry ?
Salty, Sweet or Savory ?
Take this week's exclusive readers pole:
How much do you love Dick?
| Can you name all of the places Vanessa pole danced in the continental USA ? I can - bet you can't ! How many do you think there are ? |
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